Colleague, interviewing a potential staff writer: Why do you feel that you can write?
Student: I have a lot of friends who write.
Student: There’s two really hot guys who both drive Lexuses…I mean Lexi.
Student: If I really wanted to get creepy about it, I could find out a lot about you.
About posing nude for money for a college art class…
Student: I’d do it. I don’t come cheap.
Me: They only pay $30 for four hours of work.
Student: That’s not cheap. That’s three *local restaurant* burgers.