Thursday, May 20, 2010

Quotes, Part...Whateverthispartis

Student: Well, you know what they say – for every one person who dies, three people get pregnant. Or maybe it’s for every three people that die, one person gets pregnant.
Me: You might want to check the stats on that again.

Friend, mad that Starbucks closed at 8 p.m.: We need our coffee, crackheads!

Student, as she hands me bubble wrap: Here. It’s cheaper than therapy.

Student, to me: If you don’t give me at least a B, I’m going to egg your house.
Me: Well, you have to find it first.

Student editor: I’ve called all around, and people keep telling me to call someone else. Seriously, it shouldn’t be this hard to find out who got busted for pot!

Female student: I think I must have a twin walking around on campus. Everybody asked me if I had a boyfriend because they thought they saw me walking around with a chocolate guy, and I said, “No, I like caramel…maybe chocolate every now and then.”

Watching MTV’s “True Life: Newlyweds,” where they discuss how most couples argue about money
Hubby: Do we argue about money?
Me: No. We don’t have any to argue about.

13 comments:

Beth@playinwiththepaulsens! said...

these are hysterical! thanks for sharing! crack me up!

misti said...

LOL!

Agreed on the bubble wrap :)

Brittany Ann said...

LOL! Too funny! And we're the same way...no need to fight about the finances when there are non!

Brooke said...

i <3 bubble wrap!

Jill said...

So funny! Thanks for the laughs.

Kim said...

Ha! I totally love it. Hilarious.

Rachelle said...

So funny!

Aleta said...

The last one - excellent!

Now, the bubble wrap - I think there's something to that. LOL

Mari said...

Great quotes! And I love bubble wrap!~

lindsey said...

Ha...the money comment is too funny!

The Hat Chick said...

Love it....bubble wrap as therapy.

Lucy Marie said...

Funny! The one about money with your hubby is my fav! Sounds like us.

septembermom said...

So funny. Wish I had some money to argue about :)