Memorable Quotes, Part II

As per your request....

“Does anyone need a smoke break? We won’t judge you.” – Student D, driving back from the infamous “Field Trip from You-Know-Where”…He’s a smoker.

“She’s like Betty Crocker. You hear of her, and you see her work, but you don’t really know if she exists.” – Co-worker, speaking of a student

“Your hair looks so good it looks fake.” – Friend’s co-worker

“You can’t fix stupid.” -- Co-worker, speaking again of a student

Me, talking about the Mission Friends lesson: “Would you like to live in the rainforest like these missionaries?”
Kindergartner: “No!”
Me: “Why not?”
Kid: “Because I couldn’t take my Wii with me!”

“I stopped watching America’s Dumbest Criminals because I just felt sorry for the idiots.” – Dad

“You’re so talented…when you want to be.” – Hubby

Person A: “You should get a divorce. Maybe you’d find Mr. Right.”
Person B: (sighs) “I have, but Mr. Right is going to prison.”